Found a good Fruitcake recipe

[Vinman]

FRUITCAKE RECIPE

You'll need the following:

1 C water
1 C sugar
4 large eggs
2 C dried fruit
1 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. salt
1 C brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 full bottle of your favorite whiskey

Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure that it
is of the highest quality.
Pour 1 level cup and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 C of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.
Add 1-tsp. sugar and beat again.
Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup.
Turn off the mixer.
Break two legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose
with a drewscriver.
Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares.
Check the whiskey.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one tablespoon of sugar or something. Whatever you can
find.
Grease the oven.
Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl out of the window.
Check the whiskey again. Go to bed.
Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?

[Spinalguy]

Who does like fruitcake?

[XJHERO]

Who does like fruitcake?

i Hear(from joel) feind is a lover

[MB.Muffin]

I like fruitcake when there's whiskey involved.... so long as I don't actually have to eat the fruitcake...