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Offline frenchy

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"Pimped out" TJ
« on: April 13, 2010, 05:39:08 PM »
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Offline Joel

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Re: "Pimped out" TJ
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2010, 05:42:57 PM »
Hey that looks like Brink!  :D
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Re: "Pimped out" TJ
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2010, 09:01:35 PM »
bet he uses the same pic on POF...
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Offline X-Treme

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Re: "Pimped out" TJ
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2010, 11:30:37 PM »
How, exactly, is THAT Jeep "pimped" out???

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Re: "Pimped out" TJ
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2010, 07:29:26 AM »
How, exactly, is THAT Jeep "pimped" out???

Really? C'mon  ::) ::)

Check out the guy in the picture dummy, he is pimpin'
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Offline dac

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Re: "Pimped out" TJ
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2010, 07:59:20 AM »
Really? C'mon  ::) ::)

Check out the guy in the picture dummy, he is pimpin'

That's how I read it too.  The jeep isn't pimped out, he pimps out of the jeep.   :o
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Offline w squared

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Re: "Pimped out" TJ
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2010, 08:43:26 AM »
He should get himself a travel trailer to tow behind that thing. Then he'd really be pimptastic.
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Offline frenchy

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Re: "Pimped out" TJ
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2010, 02:36:34 PM »
I tried to find a picture of Nathan's face to photo chop in, but no luck  :(




Here's another guy who thinks his "jeep" is badazz when really it's not.
At least he has a sense of humor about it   ;D

http://saskatoon.kijiji.ca/c-ViewAd?AdId=193953692&MessageId=MSG.VIEW_AD.REPLY_TO_AD_SENT&mpname=R2S&mpname=Activity-R2S&mpuid=1700197;346;193953692;-2162791329;;&secev=AQAAASfsvZYAAM0AAAACACIxMjdmYWRjYzcyMi5hMjBiMjZiLjE5ZTQxLmZmZmZjMzNhAAAAAAuPf5wBAAAAAgAAAAJREPOApXW0+TgBf979uGLOVDEXB0Okp2k*



OK, let me start off by saying this jeep is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this jeep would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.

It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop.

This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what the hell On Star is).

No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need.  It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The jeep  also has an automatic transmission so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once.

It has room for you and the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. There's a tow hitch to pull your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new windshield to replace the one that got shot out by The Man.

My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $9950, but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $5,000 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.

There's only 142000 on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.

Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.

To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants.

Rock on.
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Offline Pookapotamus

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Re: "Pimped out" TJ
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2010, 02:53:26 PM »
omg he even has a pic of the pants on his ad!!! thats awsome!  ;D

Offline XJHERO

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Re: "Pimped out" TJ
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2010, 09:09:32 PM »
I tried to find a picture of Nathan's face to photo chop in, but no luck  :(

 :P
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Offline Toyman

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Re: "Pimped out" TJ
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2010, 10:08:57 PM »
Please tell me this is not someone associated with the CJA   :)

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-SUVs-trucks-vans-SUV-crossover-1997-Jeep-TJ-W0QQAdIdZ190019915




Uhm, not cools guys.  I've heard that emo's can hear when you talk about them on the internet....and cry.....   For shame   :o
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Offline X-Treme

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The greatest Kijiji ad EVER!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2010, 10:29:59 PM »
http://saskatoon.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-SUVs-trucks-vans-SUV-crossover-2005-Jeep-Liberty-limited-W0QQAdIdZ193953692

In case the ad gets deleted, here is the text...

OK, let me start off by saying this jeep is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this jeep would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.

It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop.

This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what the hell On Star is).

No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need.  It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The jeep  also has an automatic transmission so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once.

It has room for you and the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. There's a tow hitch to pull your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new windshield to replace the one that got shot out by The Man.

My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $9950, but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $5,000 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.

There's only 142000 on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.

Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.

To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants.

Rock on.

Offline Marco

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Re: "Pimped out" TJ
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2010, 11:09:56 PM »
ok.thats funny.
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Offline Bigg Rudd

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Re: "Pimped out" TJ
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2010, 11:05:17 AM »
Please tell me this is not someone associated with the CJA   :)

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-SUVs-trucks-vans-SUV-crossover-1997-Jeep-TJ-W0QQAdIdZ190019915




how come he didn't advertise the fact that it comes with that free douche?

Offline X-Treme

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Re: "Pimped out" TJ
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2010, 09:14:07 PM »
how come he didn't advertise the fact that it comes with that free douche?

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