Calgary Jeep Association
4x4 Related Groups => General Talk => Topic started by: Immortal on July 30, 2009, 10:15:33 PM
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Some of you already know the story. This is just the exclamation point on an otherwise frickin' funny prank.
So, my altenator in my XJ finally packed it in. I needed one that works (obviously). Noel, tubby89, said that he had one for me. I accepted the offer for a free altenator from him (stupid me).
I meet up with Noel to snag the alt. He opens the back of his Ranger topper, and we are both greeted with an overwhelming stench. I comment,
"Dude, that frickin' wreaks!!"
"Ahhhh... it's the MacLean mud, and some other crap that has been in there for a while" is all Noel says.
I think nothing of it, as Noel pulls out an 18"x18"x 18" box that is all taped up, from his truck. I thinks to myself, pretty big box for an altenator, and why the hell is it all taped up?
We were both in a hurry, so I didn't bother to open the box to look at said alt.
I say "take 'er easy", and he replies with a friendly "See ya!"
I start for home thinking to myself "What the f!@k else is in that box?" I call up a buddy, tell him that this box/altenator really stinks. Buddy says that knowing Noel, there is a dead animal in the box, as well. I mutter some colorful, descriptive words to myself as I count-down the kms to my house.
I pull into my driveway, still muttering obscenities between dry-heaves. Quickly removing the box from my truck, I run to grab my camera.
I carefully open the box (which has now stunk up my garage, even though the bay door is still open). And.................
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A FRICKIN' DEAD BADGER!!!!
Caution to those who accept ANYTHING from tubby89.
Now, that is how you get PUNK'D!!!! I was laughing pretty hard..... between dry heaves...........
Good one, but Noel, you're a dink.
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so i'm driving home from work, typical day, typical bs. sitting in typical traffic i am delighted to see my phone is ringing and its my buddy from the jeep club, Trevor. I pick up the phone, happy to have someone to talk to instead of yelling at the terrible Calgary drivers. as pull away from the light trevor tells me how he just got a new alternator from Noel and thats good; we can go wheeling. i say 'weeee wheeling!'
and then trevor tells me of the smell. i laugh, and expect the worst. something probalby rotten for poor trev. he tells me he'll call when he opens it up. as i get home, and walk up my stairway to the front door, i get a text from Trevor. I check said text. all it says is 'a F$%^N BADGER!" I keel over laughing, grab the railing, break the railing and fall to the stairs laughing.
Noel 1 - Trevor 0
i almost pooped myself laughing.........
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I would wager a "jess" that it is Trevor 2, Noel 1. Right Noel? ohhhhhhhhhhh..... poor muffin got nuthin to say?
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Badgers? BADGERS? We don't need no stinkin' Badgers!
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Exactly what I was saying (and meaning) D!!!!
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mental note to self : dont accept anything from forum members if its free.
couldn't have happened to a better guy trevor enjoy your present! :D
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Well done. Thats great! ;D
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Now THAT is classic!
I "jess" you got what you were looking for, Trev.
Hmmm.....I don't recall any "bonus" items with the last thing that I got from Tubby89. Maybe I didn't do whatever you did to qualify for the "special bonus offer" ;D
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At least he didn't hide it in the back of the XJ. ;D
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At least he didn't hide it in the back of the XJ. ;D
You mean that he didn't hide that particular dead badger in the back of the XJ. Perhaps he hid something else in there though...
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Hot dogs and cabbage? Apparently it is very important to have these two items rotting away with your recovery gear.
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I think the moral of the story is Trevor if someone gives you a box that smells horrible you should open it before putting in your jeep :)
I must say it was a good prank thought, especially if it was a hot day
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Badger Kabobs
Two pounds badger (stinkyer the better), cut into one-inch cubes; one-half cup homemade French dressing; two green peppers, cut into squares; one large onion, cut into one-inch pieces; one-third pound mushroom caps.
Place Badger cubes in a ceramic bowl and pour dressing over cubes. Let marinate two or more hours. Remove cubes, reserving marinade. Alternate badger cubes with pepper squares, onion pieces and mushroom caps on skewers. Brush all with reserved marinade and broil over hot coals until done to desired degree. Turn frequently and baste with marinade as needed.
Serves six.
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This is way too funny.
However, this does make one wonder...
where Noel got this badger from... ???
what other kind of critters does he have kicking around?
were there M/T tracks up the back of the badger?
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sorry trev! that is tooo fricken hilarious!
Almost keeled into my laptop laughing!!!
btw: chinese restaurants don't accept badgers, prob why its in there,...(joking noel)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI
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Trevor, you got a FREE hi-output alternator.What was the first thing you said to me? Don't look a gift horse in the mouth?
I did feel a "little" bad about doing this to you. I hope this in no way affects your ability to do free AC work for me...he,he
I did not kill this badger; it was found in that condition. My date was wondering why I was pulling off to the side of the road and picking up roadkill in a suit and tie. I need help.
I honestly hope we can put this ugly incident behind us and continue to wheel as pals. You can still razz me online if it makes you feel better. Isn't this why I did this prank to you?
My apologies to people who had to see this on this site. It is in no way indicitive of the behaviour of CJA members. It has to be one of the weirdest threads I've ever seen on any Jeep site though.
ps. I laughed until I cried at the mental image of Johnny falling due to unfettered laughter.
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I highly doubt the above story. There is no way that Noel would wear a suit and tie. BTW thank you very much for the help with the Jeep.
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I wore a suit and tie for nine years behind a desk(hard to picture?) and I have a closet full of them. I had to cover my tattoos for work. That life is behind me now .
Always look your best on a first date so you can dissapoint them later with your true self LOL!
Fras, if you still need a hand lifting your Jeep; give me a shout. I promise not to leave dead animals at your place.
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Trevor, you got a FREE hi-output alternator.What was the first thing you said to me? Don't look a gift horse in the mouth?
I did feel a "little" bad about doing this to you. I hope this in no way affects your ability to do free AC work for me...he,he
I did not kill this badger; it was found in that condition. My date was wondering why I was pulling off to the side of the road and picking up roadkill in a suit and tie. I need help.
I honestly hope we can put this ugly incident behind us and continue to wheel as pals. You can still razz me online if it makes you feel better. Isn't this why I did this prank to you?
My apologies to people who had to see this on this site. It is in no way indicitive of the behaviour of CJA members. It has to be one of the weirdest threads I've ever seen on any Jeep site though.
ps. I laughed until I cried at the mental image of Johnny falling due to unfettered laughter.
Noel, if there's anyone that deserves a badger, it's Trev. The creativity that you demonstrated with that caused you to rise a couple notches in my estimation.
BTW, Trev...good on you for rolling with the punches on this one ;D
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Trevor used to work in my neck of the woods in B.C. and should understand my sense of humor. I really do like the guy. The site and club are better for having him. He just needed to get his come up ins. At least I didn't leave a dead deer in his pool(what happens when you stiff me with non-payment) Those things are freakin heavy to get into your truck by yourself.
All kidding aside. I'm SORRY Trevor. Lets laugh our butts off over a beer some time.
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Classic, just classic.
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nothing and i repeat nothing says "i love you buddy" like a badger in a box! ;D
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What I'm really wondering is, did Noel get another date with the girl after stopping by the road side and picking up roadkill? If he did, she might be a keeper!! ;)
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nothing and i repeat nothing says "i love you buddy" like a badger in a box! ;D
the roll of Dock tape and the condoms were hidden under the badger... You love birds are crazy!!! ;D ;D ;D
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but both were already used, Dom. Ewwwww.
I guess Noel didn't need another date with afore mentioned "person"..... double ewwwwwwwwwww.
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ;D... Busted!
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so thats the story with the badger... noel called me up thinkin trevor was really fumed with him. his wife even called noel and gave him crap. but i cant see trevor being that mad, its only a dead badger. it could have been alive;)
... so what did you do with the dead badger?
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I bet its in the freezer waiting to make a reappearance sometime in the near future. :o
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what badger?
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but i cant see trevor being that mad, its only a dead badger. it could have been alive;)
OMG, that would be hard to top....ever see a PO`d badger?
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Boy i sure do feel lucky that no badgers have shown up at my house in stuff Noel has hooked me up with hahaha thats a gooder ;D
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Are you sure Douglas?
Ever wonder why your garage stinks?
Didn't I give you free parts?
Free parts = the stank!
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Oddly enough would suprise me focker u probobly hid something in my truck haha
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Well found what was hidden in my truck.. thanks for the magget infestation now Noel >:(
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Pics or it didnt happen!! ;D
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i already threw it out on the verge of puking... it was in a green bag under the drivers seat looked like old bacon or something
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well ive stripped some parts but the body and such are still complete sitting in my shop which reaks like rotting meat
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who's jeep is that now, Doug?
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my new one as soon as i get the motor tranny tcase out of the Jimmy ;D