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General Forums => Chit-Chat => Topic started by: Vinman on March 25, 2010, 09:08:43 PM
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The Banana Test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds
Got your answer?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.
If your answer is:
Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're a moron.
Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.
Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.
A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.
Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax!
Try again next year.
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nice....
I was about to pick the Chimp, when I caught it!!!
Almost Vince... almost.
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Damnit, it got me.
aha
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got me too.. I chose the Lion ... I was thinking the Lion would eat the rest of the animals and take his time to get the nanas for desert. 8)
Oh well ... I su ck
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banana ;)
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The giraffe :
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
If they can decide to have a contest to see who is the fastest, then obviously they can decide to place a banana on a coconut tree. So the giraffe just stretches over and picks it off. ;)
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That was just silly Darc....
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That was just silly Darc....
Otherwise known as common sense. I bet a class of Grade 1's would give you the same common sense answer. :P
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
Most elementary children get these questions right. :D
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Huh and here I thought it would involve some major sawzalling to fit that giraffe in there :D
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Huh and here I thought it would involve some major sawzalling to fit that giraffe in there :D
A zoo got in a lot of trouble last week for doing that... but replace the fridge with a dumpster... :(
Poor Giraffe