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Title: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: BrokenAxle on October 07, 2012, 03:41:22 PM
I thought I would share this because I think it is friggin hilarious.

Someone has posted and ad on kijiji saying that I have Justin bieber tickets for sale.  It's sunday and my phone has been ringing off the hook.

I'm disappointing many, but a few of them with a good sense of humor have booked their vehicles in for some work!

Thanks to who ever did this, it's been great for business!

Dave
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: BrokenAxle on October 07, 2012, 03:42:10 PM
Oh, and for all you hopeful people looking at this.  No, I don't have any bieber tickets for sale....

Sorry
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: Knox on October 07, 2012, 08:25:30 PM
why do you tease me like this?
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: dhlo on October 08, 2012, 01:17:30 AM
What?!  You don't have the tickets?!  I was going to bring my Astrovan in for you to check the tire pressure, but forget it.  I don't want to disappoint my six kids that want to see Justin.  Three have been bad and have been put in their cages - "NO BEIBER for you!".  Two I lost at Walmart because I forgot their leashes and the last one was the only good kid that should see Justin.  You made Jose (yeah, it's Jose for a girl because when you have six kids, you got other things to think about) mad because of your joke and she is currently rattling a can on her brother's cages. 

Thanks a lot!  Jerk!
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: hps4evr on October 08, 2012, 08:37:50 AM
What?!  You don't have the tickets?!  I was going to bring my Astrovan in for you to check the tire pressure, but forget it.  I don't want to disappoint my six kids that want to see Justin.  Three have been bad and have been put in their cages - "NO BEIBER for you!".  Two I lost at Walmart because I forgot their leashes and the last one was the only good kid that should see Justin.  You made Jose (yeah, it's Jose for a girl because when you have six kids, you got other things to think about) mad because of your joke and she is currently rattling a can on her brother's cages. 

Thanks a lot!  Jerk!

Yeah jerk ;D
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: BrokenAxle on October 08, 2012, 11:08:22 PM
I know. I know. What kind of person does a thing like that. You guys are his biggest fans, and I got your hopes up for nothing.  

I only hope you can forgive me
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: hps4evr on October 09, 2012, 09:35:12 PM
The guy must be a real douche bag if he has bieber tickets ::)
I'm sure there must be a misunderstanding...
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: BrokenAxle on October 10, 2012, 09:37:50 AM
Whatever....   You are just GREEN with envy that such a well oiled MACHINE as this could go to beiber and not you....
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: Vinman on October 10, 2012, 11:42:38 AM
So are you offering free Beiber tickets with every oil change now?
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: BrokenAxle on October 10, 2012, 11:45:18 AM
That's a hell of an idea....  Good way to meet some jail bait....
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: tubby on October 10, 2012, 12:33:15 PM
That's a hell of an idea....  Good way to meet some jail bait....

I like where your heads at .
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: TL-Iguana on October 10, 2012, 01:50:42 PM
So Eric, if Dave leaves early that day please let us know.... Mr. no tickets here... PFFF

Were onto you Dave ;)
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: hps4evr on October 10, 2012, 02:54:19 PM
I'll find his stash ;)
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: BrokenAxle on October 10, 2012, 03:23:36 PM
2 days, 3 hours and 37 min.....

ummm until ummmm I get a soda....
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: GreenMachine on October 10, 2012, 06:33:20 PM
Whatever....   You are just GREEN with envy that such a well oiled MACHINE as this could go to beiber and not you....

I like the hint that I did this, Although I do have perfect motive, being an unhappy customer and all, I just sat back and laughed reading all this, Ive talked to a few other people in the same boat as me, dont rule them out dave.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: GreenMachine on October 10, 2012, 06:35:46 PM
And on a side note, What kind of soccer mom looking for beiber tickets would book their vehicle in for service somewhere, after finding out you dont have tickets, and the children are still not happy? but why not lift my jk while were on the phone?
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: hps4evr on October 10, 2012, 07:20:50 PM
I like the hint that I did this, Although I do have perfect motive, being an unhappy customer and all, I just sat back and laughed reading all this, Ive talked to a few other people in the same boat as me, dont rule them out dave.

Motive? Acting like a whiny child is not what grown ups do. One day maybe you'll put aside your selfishness and pay attention to what's going on in the real world as opposed to what's in your small world.
Good luck out east kiddo.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: BrokenAxle on October 10, 2012, 07:23:58 PM
I have no idea what you are talking about.  It's not like you can see the poster's other adds and the 2 auto ramps, jerry can and honda hub caps that they are selling....

If anyone was unhappy, there are some grown up ways to deal with it.  A public forum is not the place to do it, I just posted it up because I thought it was funny.

Also, we do more than just lift kits....
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: BrokenAxle on October 10, 2012, 08:16:31 PM
I forgot about the hypothetical tj cold air intake because they went to a custom intake for sale too...
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: WhiteOut on October 10, 2012, 08:19:59 PM
I'm unhappy that you charge me to work on my crap. >:(

You should pay me just to park outside your shop.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: specialk on October 10, 2012, 08:35:51 PM
What the frug Dave...?   you charge people?  Since when?  BTW... thanks for the JB tix AND the Nikki Manoj tix....
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: BUKI on October 10, 2012, 09:13:52 PM
What the frug Dave...?   you charge people?  Since when?  BTW... thanks for the JB tix AND the Nikki Manoj tix....

WHOA!!  Beiber Fever is one thing, But Nikki Minaj is amazing...  DAVE your a DINK for holding out on the Minaj >:(.  That rump is AWESOME. :-[
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: BrokenAxle on October 10, 2012, 09:31:06 PM
I was trying to hold onto those for myself, but he tricked me darn it!
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: TL-Iguana on October 10, 2012, 10:15:06 PM
Thats what you get for trusting a shady ginger... ;)

Group buy on Bieber / Minaj tickets next time maybe? I know your Clayton group buy is a great deal for anyone looking to lift, but wow. kevin sure got a steal on those babys...
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: BrokenAxle on October 10, 2012, 11:19:47 PM
The real question here is does Mrs Buki know about your minaj problem?
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: GreenMachine on October 11, 2012, 05:16:22 PM
That's awesome, I don't have hubcaps for sale, a couple of friends use my account now and then,  still think its hilarious.

Bottom line what I do at work, my boss is responsible for, he has no idea what I do on the road, but is still directly responsible if I was to screw around, employees are a direct reflection of their leadership.  

The coach of a hockey team, is the ultimate leader, might not be of the ice to score goals, he might sit back and do nothing when they score goals, but when they don't score goals, it's ultimately his problem,


I'll enjoy Ontario, taking home triple what I am now, working a week on and off, with trails starting at the edge of town.
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: specialk on October 11, 2012, 05:27:10 PM
Later dude!
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: BrokenAxle on October 11, 2012, 06:46:00 PM
Bon voyage!
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: w squared on October 11, 2012, 07:42:26 PM
I don't get it. Do you have Justin Minaj tickets or not? What about Nikki Beiber tickets?
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: BUKI on October 11, 2012, 11:56:34 PM
I don't get it. Do you have Justin Minaj tickets or not? What about Nikki Beiber tickets?
OMG can you imagine the offspring :o
Title: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: w squared on October 12, 2012, 09:56:40 AM
OMG can you imagine the offspring :o

My money would be on Nikki Minaj impregnating Justin.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: binare on October 12, 2012, 10:46:39 AM
My money would be on Nikki Minaj impregnating Justin.

Didn't you learn anything in school?? It's pretty hard for girl on girl to make babies. They would have to adopt.
Title: Re: Re: Re: Justin Bieber tickets for sale!
Post by: w squared on October 12, 2012, 01:07:49 PM
Didn't you learn anything in school?? It's pretty hard for girl on girl to make babies. They would have to adopt.

Personally, I think that "she" is a pre-op tranny - but I'm not at all certain about that.