that is a good one.
The best we ever did was one guy was complaining because of going to dinner the night before and drinking to much, his wife's car (a smart car), his 1 ton dully truck with 5th wheel deck, and his DD small SUV where all in town and they lived about a hour out of town one way. We had larger forklifts so we helped him out. All he had to do was strap it down if he wanted.