Copied from Pirate4x4
So we get a call (I work Newark EMS) for seizures. We show up on scene and PD has him all face down and cuffed. They say he tried to run into traffic and then fought them and then went unconscious. I immediately know its not a seizure. We get him loaded onto stretcher and cuffs off and then back of the truck. Medics show on scene. He starts to wake up and flips the frack out and it takes four of us to tie him down and then he goes to sleep.
He wakes up when we arrive at the hospital and starts asking where he was and what is happening. Again. So I start to tell him we found him unconscious in a gay bar. He starts to say no, no, no nooooo. Then I tell him that we found his pants around his ankles and that the rape team was on its to test him for rape. He starts to cry.
Next time don't get high on the wet mutha Mr. Falcon!
Topic: Don't get high and pass out...(or drunk at the CJA xmas party) (Read 1501 times)