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Offline Vinman

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Moral of the story
« on: May 12, 2009, 09:18:15 PM »
Morals
I am going to be marrying the girl of my life. We have been together for years and I finally popped the question. Yeah, can you believe it. My fiance is getting ready for the wedding, making the plans and so forth. We have been together for 2 years. During those two years there has only been one problesm. Her sister. Her younger, smaller, more attractive sister.

She always seems to be bending over in front of me. She always wears these small skirts or short dresses, so that when she bends over I always can get a glance. I think she is doing this on purpose. How can she do this to her own sister. But I love my finace dearly and I am confused on what I should do about this situation.

One day, I am waiting on my bride to be. Her sister comes up to me and confesses that she has been in love with me for a very long time and she said she wanted to have sex with me once before I got married. She said that if I wanted to have a good time to follow her upstairs. Then she quickly ran up the stairs.

I didn't know what to do. I was sweating like a coke bottle on a summer day. I got up and did the only thing that I knew to do. I ran outside the house.

When I got outside. All of my fiance's family members were outside clapping. They said that I passed the test and they were glad to have me a part of the family.


..the moral is, always keep your condoms in your car.
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Sandman

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Re: Moral of the story
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2009, 10:21:44 AM »
haha  ive heard this one before, always makes me laugh

AB-Tuner

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Re: Moral of the story
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2009, 01:50:01 AM »
My only question is, how old is this younger sister??  :P jk!

Jeff