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Offline Waytec

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Old Farmer's Advice
« on: February 22, 2010, 12:54:41 AM »
Old Farmer's Advice:

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

You cannot unsay a cruel word.

Every path has a few puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

Don't judge folks by their relatives.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Live a good, honorable life.. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around..

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just Kill you
« Last Edit: February 22, 2010, 12:14:38 PM by Waytec »
Why does your Jeep say Toyota on it?
The obstacle is the path.

Offline apeman

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Re: Old Farmer's Advice
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2010, 01:09:02 AM »
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure
Getting grumpier every day.
99 XJ - It's got sum stuff ,Noel free stuff..
98 ZJ - It's just ugly, but bigger than your Rubi

Offline Immortal

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Re: Old Farmer's Advice
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2010, 11:22:29 AM »
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just

he'll just WHAT!!!?? this is now bothering me.
if we were smart with our money we wouldn't own Jeeps.
Here's your cup of STFU... ENJOY!

Offline Waytec

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Re: Old Farmer's Advice
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2010, 12:14:53 PM »
kill you
Why does your Jeep say Toyota on it?
The obstacle is the path.

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Re: Old Farmer's Advice
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2010, 01:05:21 PM »
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh... :(

sometimes i don't like closure....
if we were smart with our money we wouldn't own Jeeps.
Here's your cup of STFU... ENJOY!

Offline OffRoadNewbie

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Re: Old Farmer's Advice
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2010, 05:30:09 PM »
Every path has a few puddles.......
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

are my favs  ;)
2006 TJ its Green !! ;)
With A BIG dent in the door......

Offline Rodjock

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Re: Old Farmer's Advice
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2010, 03:42:05 PM »
Start every day with a smile - It drives everyone else crazy :P

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Re: Old Farmer's Advice
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2010, 04:40:53 PM »
One that goes to bed with a itchy bum, wakes up with smelly fingers