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Re: This will get the job done, 0-60 in 1.9 secs.
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2012, 10:30:32 AM »
1.9 seconds seems really far-fetched. I won't believe it til they post a video of it! lol

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Re: This will get the job done, 0-60 in 1.9 secs.
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2012, 12:05:00 PM »
600 HP out of a 2-liter. I remember when it was "holy cow" when Lotus was getting 400HP out of the 2 liter in the Turbo Esprit. Frack, I'm getting old.
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Re: This will get the job done, 0-60 in 1.9 secs.
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2012, 09:05:21 PM »
if we were smart with our money we wouldn't own Jeeps.
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Re: This will get the job done, 0-60 in 1.9 secs.
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2012, 09:57:59 PM »
Agreed.

I hear you get shorter too, as you get older.  You're going to need some wood blocks like Short Round pretty soon.  :o

As for the car, I remember when half the hp in a car twice the size was fun.
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Re: This will get the job done, 0-60 in 1.9 secs.
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2012, 11:17:12 PM »
You can make anything fast...  With enough money.  I remember a guy by the name of toma, he had a dodge omny that
annihilated a viper at race city (very low 11s). There was also a k car in the low 11s, and a rather large lady drove it (when she sat in it it leaned to the d side).

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Re: This will get the job done, 0-60 in 1.9 secs.
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2012, 11:38:42 PM »
I hear you get shorter too, as you get older.

Well then, you're waaaaay older than me. Watch it Mr, or I will sit on you.
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Re: This will get the job done, 0-60 in 1.9 secs.
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2012, 10:19:15 AM »
You can make anything fast...  With enough money.  I remember a guy by the name of toma, he had a dodge omny that
annihilated a viper at race city (very low 11s).

Wrong.

Toma's Omni ran 13.12 vs the Vipers 13.26 ( not an annihilation in my book) Still an impressive feat considering that the Omni had a stock bottom end but the Viper owner/driver was a newb at the track and spun at the lights while  Toma has been racing since he was a teenager and launched well at the tree.The Omni was built for under $3000 . Big Turbo and tuning FTW.
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Re: This will get the job done, 0-60 in 1.9 secs.
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2012, 11:56:55 AM »
Wrong race Noel.  The one i have on VHS was 11.2 vs 15.6. That is an annihilation.  But then again this was 10 years ago it might not be toma.  :o
Edit: Tomas car had to be quicker than that. I did a 12.9 at 110 in my POS civic crap car, and his was way faster
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Re: This will get the job done, 0-60 in 1.9 secs.
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2012, 12:00:03 PM »
Wrong.

Toma's Omni ran 13.12 vs the Vipers 13.26 ( not an annihilation in my book) Still an impressive feat considering that the Omni had a stock bottom end but the Viper owner/driver was a newb at the track and spun at the lights while  Toma has been racing since he was a teenager and launched well at the tree.The Omni was built for under $3000 . Big Turbo and tuning FTW.

That's funny. My wife and I are together because of toma. He was a bouncer at the taz when we first met him. It was my 19th b day. And he helped hook us up

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Re: This will get the job done, 0-60 in 1.9 secs.
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2012, 12:51:03 PM »
Wrong race Noel.  The one i have on VHS was 11.2 vs 15.6. That is an annihilation.  But then again this was 10 years ago it might not be toma.  :o
Edit: Tomas car had to be quicker than that. I did a 12.9 at 110 in my POS civic crap car, and his was way faster

15.6 in a Viper? Did the driver know he was racing?
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Re: This will get the job done, 0-60 in 1.9 secs.
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2012, 04:16:20 PM »
No terrible launch. He bucked it like a bronco if I remember correctly. Those were fun days. I wonder what my yj would pull. Hmmm... 23 at 65 :-[

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Re: This will get the job done, 0-60 in 1.9 secs.
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2012, 10:55:48 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G05hHm4p74

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Re: This will get the job done, 0-60 in 1.9 secs.
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2012, 12:50:54 PM »
thats disgusting.  Man that thing can PULL.

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Re: This will get the job done, 0-60 in 1.9 secs.
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2012, 09:38:33 PM »
I just can’t resist a good mud hole!  🤦