There is no such animal. No sensible person would agree to drive an XJ. Even the insensible people I know that own XJ's only use them as garage ornaments.
Arse. You moved to to Texas and became a Yank, therefore your argument is invalid.
My XJ is also too large for the garage. Its a lawn ornament. HUGE difference... At least the neighbours can see it in all its 2 wheel glory....
Guess I really need to get that DS rebuilt...