Guys / gals, I'm so sorry. The "girl" deal got the best of me. I was driving around Calgary at sunrise looking for her with a cooler full of Juicy Jumbo franks for all as promised. A point was reached when there's no way I could have made the store on time. I apologize. I drove 90 minutes back home in disgust - and am apparently set for hot dogs half the winter.
Next time I'll forget the girl part and just show up on my own. It seems to work better that way.