Tubby, I know how you feel....I spent almost 8 years at the airport working for CanComAir, ATS, and WestJet on the ramp. We had to recover a 737 from the side of a taxi-way a few years ago as the maintenance guys couldn't see the edge of the taxi-way due to the snow...LOL
Here in Bridgeland we also have the seizure inducing power blips...poor tv didn't know what to do.