It'd have to be some pretty fancy beer to entice anyone, it would seem. The problem is, if you wheel your jeep hard, it breaks and needs maintenance, and so I would guess that most of the dudes 'round here have plenty of work to do on their own jeeps, their spouses' jeeps and their friends' jeeps.
Also many of the users of this board are either pro mechanics at a shop or do side work themselves for $$...so you'd have to get an awful lot of that fancy beer.
If you want I would be willing to come take a look, have a beer, and give any advice I can offer, as long as you don't live too far away, I live in the south near Ikea. I have lifted a TJ and XJ for myself, and have helped several friends raise their rides.
Good Luck!!
P.S. Hoegaarden or any good scotch over 12 Y.O. will be fine.
P.P.S. If you are young and strong and feel like coming and shoveling dirt into a trailer for a day or two perhaps I could free up some time to do some actual wrenching on your rig...and maybe even let you use some of my tools, air tools spoil you, and after using them I wouldf never want to tackle a lift without them.