Careful what you wish for....

[Immortal]

Some of you already know the story. This is just the exclamation point on an otherwise frickin' funny prank.

So, my altenator in my XJ finally packed it in. I needed one that works (obviously). Noel, tubby89, said that he had one for me. I accepted the offer for a free altenator from him (stupid me).
I meet up with Noel to snag the alt. He opens the back of his Ranger topper, and we are both greeted with an overwhelming stench. I comment,
 "Dude, that frickin' wreaks!!"
"Ahhhh... it's the MacLean mud, and some other crap that has been in there for a while" is all Noel says.
I think nothing of it, as Noel pulls out an 18"x18"x 18" box that is all taped up, from his truck. I thinks to myself, pretty big box for an altenator, and why the hell is it all taped up?
We were both in a hurry, so I didn't bother to open the box to look at said alt.
I say "take 'er easy", and he replies with a friendly "See ya!"
I start for home thinking to myself "What the f!@k else is in that box?" I call up a buddy, tell him that this box/altenator really stinks. Buddy says that knowing Noel, there is a dead animal in the box, as well. I mutter some colorful, descriptive words to myself as I count-down the kms to my house.
I pull into my driveway, still muttering obscenities between dry-heaves.  Quickly removing the box from my truck, I run to grab my camera.
I carefully open the box (which has now stunk up my garage, even though the bay door is still open). And.................







A FRICKIN' DEAD BADGER!!!!

Caution to those who accept ANYTHING from tubby89.

Now, that is how you get PUNK'D!!!! I was laughing pretty hard..... between dry heaves...........


Good one, but Noel, you're a dink.

[JackstandJohnny]

so i'm driving home from work, typical day, typical bs.  sitting in typical traffic i am delighted to see my phone is ringing and its my buddy from the jeep club, Trevor.  I pick up the phone, happy to have someone to talk to instead of yelling at the terrible Calgary drivers.  as pull away from the light trevor tells me how he just got a new alternator from Noel and thats good; we can go wheeling.  i say 'weeee wheeling!'
and then trevor tells me of the smell.   i laugh, and expect the worst. something probalby rotten for poor trev.  he tells me he'll call when he opens it up.  as i get home, and walk up my stairway to the front door, i get a text from Trevor.  I check said text. all it says is 'a F$%^N BADGER!"  I keel over laughing, grab the railing, break the railing and fall to the stairs laughing.   
Noel 1 - Trevor 0

i almost pooped myself laughing.........

[Immortal]

I would wager a "jess" that it is Trevor 2, Noel 1. Right Noel? ohhhhhhhhhhh..... poor muffin got nuthin to say?

[dac]

Badgers?  BADGERS? We don't need no stinkin' Badgers!

[Immortal]

Exactly what I was saying (and meaning) D!!!!

[Pookapotamus]

mental note to self : dont accept anything from forum members if its free.

couldn't have happened to a better guy trevor enjoy your present!

[01sahara]

Well done. Thats great! 

[w squared]

Now THAT is classic!

I "jess" you got what you were looking for, Trev.

Hmmm.....I don't recall any "bonus" items with the last thing that I got from Tubby89. Maybe I didn't do whatever you did to qualify for the "special bonus offer"

[The Machinist]

At least he didn't hide it in the back of the XJ.   

[w squared]

At least he didn't hide it in the back of the XJ.   

You mean that he didn't hide that particular dead badger in the back of the XJ. Perhaps he hid something else in there though...

[The Machinist]

Hot dogs and cabbage?  Apparently it is very important to have these two items rotting away with your recovery gear.

[jenn1981]

I think the moral of the story is Trevor if someone gives you a box that smells horrible you should open it before putting in your jeep

I must say it was a good prank thought, especially if it was a hot day

[Grease Nipple]

Badger Kabobs

Two pounds badger (stinkyer the better), cut into one-inch cubes; one-half cup homemade French dressing; two green peppers, cut into squares; one large onion, cut into one-inch pieces; one-third pound mushroom caps.

Place Badger cubes in a ceramic bowl and pour dressing over cubes. Let marinate two or more hours. Remove cubes, reserving marinade. Alternate badger cubes with pepper squares, onion pieces and mushroom caps on skewers. Brush all with reserved marinade and broil over hot coals until done to desired degree. Turn frequently and baste with marinade as needed.

Serves six.

[specialk]

This is way too funny.  

However, this does make one wonder...
    where Noel got this badger from...  
    what other kind of critters does he have kicking around?  
   were there M/T tracks up the back of the badger?

[barmanjay]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry trev! that is tooo fricken hilarious!

Almost keeled into my laptop laughing!!!

btw: chinese restaurants don't accept badgers, prob why its in there,...(joking noel)