Thanks all who ran cable (many, many miles of it), abused their own winches, compressor and vehicles, shoveled, lent out truck/trailer, and in general.... who helped haul my arse out of a very "interesting" spot.
As Aaron said... "if it would go 200 mph, it would make a decent NASCAR" (turns left really good... right, hmmm, not so much).
I may have lost, but I was not beaten. Although that pic (^) really hurts....