Hmmm... maybe those paint chips dissolved some common sense into us.
The "Blinged-out chromed-up concept vehicle, rolling down the highway" is where it is suppose to be. That is why we have XJs... so we can take them into the bush, beat the ever loving crap out of them, and NOT shed any tears when they come back scratched, dented, and pin striped all to hell.
If you want to retort, I will take you down a trail that will make you AND your pretty little JK cry. (and it is a flat run!!). I'll set up a camera focused on your face just so I can watch it over and over again.