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Offline TL-Iguana

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Re: New directional MT tires, soon to hit the market.
« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2011, 05:26:24 PM »
Hey whats wrong with Tapout? Im ordering up a sweet windshield banner that covers the whole thing.. the letters will be clear so I can still see of course. Oh and its silver to match my TJ. Nobodies gonna fark with me with sportin that thing! Gotta go finish installing my chrome red led skull knob now.


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I did a Google search for "hot trannies" but nothing came up about oil coolers  :o

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Re: New directional MT tires, soon to hit the market.
« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2011, 05:36:18 PM »
wow.
if we were smart with our money we wouldn't own Jeeps.
Here's your cup of STFU... ENJOY!

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Re: New directional MT tires, soon to hit the market.
« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2011, 07:38:11 PM »
In all seriousness... I fuggin LOVE Tapout and tires with skulls, heres why;

Me, personally, I'd rather slam my c_ck in a door then have a Tapout sticker on my Jeep. Hell.... I'd even take a running start and give Rosie O'Donnell a good ol uppercut to the ovaries with it over having tires with skulls. And thats what makes the skinny jeans, t-shirts to tight, white sunglasses to match the shoes, Tapout wearing @ssclowns so important. It makes the rest of us not seem like helmet kids. If I'm having a rough day, maybe its gas, maybe the burrito I had for lunch is workin out the turd cutter too much... whatever it may be; I really feel better when I pull up beside some Metro sexual in his Buick H2 wrapped in Toyo MTs worn down to absof_ckin nothin from not much more then drivin to the bar with Lady Gaga or some other queer @ss sh_t pumpin through his 38" sub powered by a nuclear power plant that cost more then my Jeep did, so he can sit out front and woo the ladies with his too tight tapout t-shirt, the pants that he could barely squeeze a f_ckin toe threw, let alone an entire foot and show off his incredibly white, Mr.Clean magic erased shoes in hopes of catchin a little back seat date or at the very least snarf her seat when she gets up to throw up the chicken wing she just ate... god forbid she gains a gram!

Yup... these people, tapout, skull tires and all are so very important to society, its like right and wrong, helmet kids and prodigies. Without THAT side of things, what would the rest of be like? Just like them.... even if they didn't do that silly @ssclown sh_t, The potentials there, and thats enough. We need that seperation for society to exist.

Love the tires.... can't hit market soon enough!

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Re: New directional MT tires, soon to hit the market.
« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2011, 07:43:14 PM »
As far as sidewall crap, don't forget the interco M-16's with bullets on their sidewall, just incase your gunrack doesn't fit in your ride
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Re: New directional MT tires, soon to hit the market.
« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2011, 07:50:33 PM »
I bet these tires would work awesome with just a front locker!  ;D

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Re: New directional MT tires, soon to hit the market.
« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2011, 07:56:11 PM »
In all seriousness... I fuggin LOVE Tapout and tires with skulls, heres why;

Me, personally, I'd rather slam my c_ck in a door then have a Tapout sticker on my Jeep. Hell.... I'd even take a running start and give Rosie O'Donnell a good ol uppercut to the ovaries with it over having tires with skulls. And thats what makes the skinny jeans, t-shirts to tight, white sunglasses to match the shoes, Tapout wearing @ssclowns so important. It makes the rest of us not seem like helmet kids. If I'm having a rough day, maybe its gas, maybe the burrito I had for lunch is workin out the turd cutter too much... whatever it may be; I really feel better when I pull up beside some Metro sexual in his Buick H2 wrapped in Toyo MTs worn down to absof_ckin nothin from not much more then drivin to the bar with Lady Gaga or some other queer @ss sh_t pumpin through his 38" sub powered by a nuclear power plant that cost more then my Jeep did, so he can sit out front and woo the ladies with his too tight tapout t-shirt, the pants that he could barely squeeze a f_ckin toe threw, let alone an entire foot and show off his incredibly white, Mr.Clean magic erased shoes in hopes of catchin a little back seat date or at the very least snarf her seat when she gets up to throw up the chicken wing she just ate... god forbid she gains a gram!

Yup... these people, tapout, skull tires and all are so very important to society, its like right and wrong, helmet kids and prodigies. Without THAT side of things, what would the rest of be like? Just like them.... even if they didn't do that silly @ssclown sh_t, The potentials there, and thats enough. We need that seperation for society to exist.

Love the tires.... can't hit market soon enough!

That post on it's has justified me posting the original pic.  ;D

This thread is just FULL of win.
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Re: New directional MT tires, soon to hit the market.
« Reply #21 on: October 21, 2011, 08:04:37 PM »
it was a little wordy... I could have summed it up with this:

http://www.hummerxclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10709#p196914

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Re: New directional MT tires, soon to hit the market.
« Reply #22 on: October 21, 2011, 08:11:46 PM »
In all seriousness... I fuggin LOVE Tapout and tires with skulls, heres why;

Me, personally, I'd rather slam my c_ck in a door then have a Tapout sticker on my Jeep. Hell.... I'd even take a running start and give Rosie O'Donnell a good ol uppercut to the ovaries with it over having tires with skulls. And thats what makes the skinny jeans, t-shirts to tight, white sunglasses to match the shoes, Tapout wearing @ssclowns so important. It makes the rest of us not seem like helmet kids. If I'm having a rough day, maybe its gas, maybe the burrito I had for lunch is workin out the turd cutter too much... whatever it may be; I really feel better when I pull up beside some Metro sexual in his Buick H2 wrapped in Toyo MTs worn down to absof_ckin nothin from not much more then drivin to the bar with Lady Gaga or some other queer @ss sh_t pumpin through his 38" sub powered by a nuclear power plant that cost more then my Jeep did, so he can sit out front and woo the ladies with his too tight tapout t-shirt, the pants that he could barely squeeze a f_ckin toe threw, let alone an entire foot and show off his incredibly white, Mr.Clean magic erased shoes in hopes of catchin a little back seat date or at the very least snarf her seat when she gets up to throw up the chicken wing she just ate... god forbid she gains a gram!

Yup... these people, tapout, skull tires and all are so very important to society, its like right and wrong, helmet kids and prodigies. Without THAT side of things, what would the rest of be like? Just like them.... even if they didn't do that silly @ssclown sh_t, The potentials there, and thats enough. We need that seperation for society to exist.

Love the tires.... can't hit market soon enough!



Again. Need a like button. I think ill buy you a beer for that one. Again, made my day just that much better  ;D
I did a Google search for "hot trannies" but nothing came up about oil coolers  :o

Worrying too much about mpg with a Jeep is similar to worrying about your sister's virginity. An ok thing to be concerned about but...

'01 XJ on 35s, '11 Jk DD

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Re: New directional MT tires, soon to hit the market.
« Reply #23 on: October 21, 2011, 08:28:40 PM »
Gotta go finish installing my chrome red led skull knob now.

Trevor ( Immortal ) has one installed in his Jeep.

Further proof of his former man-on-man career in the adult < boom-chicka-boom boom > career . I mean " instructional purposes only alternative-lifestyle marital aids"
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Re: New directional MT tires, soon to hit the market.
« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2011, 08:31:33 PM »
I thought he had it changed out to a piece of silicone rubber that was shaped oddly enough like a sausage. It was softer on his hands apparently... Being a plumber and all he needs to take care of the money makers.
I did a Google search for "hot trannies" but nothing came up about oil coolers  :o

Worrying too much about mpg with a Jeep is similar to worrying about your sister's virginity. An ok thing to be concerned about but...

'01 XJ on 35s, '11 Jk DD

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Re: New directional MT tires, soon to hit the market.
« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2011, 08:40:16 PM »
Trevor ( Immortal ) has one installed in his Jeep.

Further proof of his former man-on-man career in the adult < boom-chicka-boom boom > career . I mean " instructional purposes only alternative-lifestyle marital aids"

Must be somethin to it then. Personally... I like to measure troll penis, or something like that.

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Re: New directional MT tires, soon to hit the market.
« Reply #26 on: October 22, 2011, 12:50:19 AM »
Pffffttttt.... no skull knobs. Skulls on the steering wheel, seat covers, and on the floor mats. Hell there is even 13s in there too!!! Yes, that's right, my favorite number is 13, so my wonderful wife bought me some Lucky 13 shwag. I have been pimpin the 13 and skull (<--------- check out that bitchin' avatar!!) stuff longer than Noel has been dating girls that can legally buy alcohol.
To each there own. Obviously there is a market for skulls, painted on jeans, and all that Tapout stuff. If there wasn't, there wouldn't be any of that stuff around for long.

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« Last Edit: October 22, 2011, 01:35:42 AM by Immortal »
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Re: New directional MT tires, soon to hit the market.
« Reply #27 on: October 22, 2011, 01:10:41 AM »
Pffffttttt.... no skull knobs. Skulls on the steering wheel, and on the floor mats. Hell there is even 13s in there too!!! Yes, that's right, my favorite number is 13, so my wonderful wife bought me some Lucky 13 shwag. I have been pimpin the 13 and skull (<--------- check out that bitchin' avatar!!) stuff longer than Noel has been dating girls that can legally buy alcohol.
To each there own. Obviously there is a market for skulls, painted on jeans, and all that Tapout stuff. If there wasn't, there wouldn't be any of that stuff around for long.

I spose its better than the "wild cherry" seat covers we cant see when your sittin on em ;)
I did a Google search for "hot trannies" but nothing came up about oil coolers  :o

Worrying too much about mpg with a Jeep is similar to worrying about your sister's virginity. An ok thing to be concerned about but...

'01 XJ on 35s, '11 Jk DD

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Re: New directional MT tires, soon to hit the market.
« Reply #28 on: October 22, 2011, 06:03:44 AM »
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Re: New directional MT tires, soon to hit the market.
« Reply #29 on: October 22, 2011, 10:24:33 AM »
Theres a massive market for that stuff. Its easy to spot too. Just look for the JK owner who listed grab handles as a mod in his sig ;-)